- 12 Fourteen year old boys plus The Golden Corral Buffet equals a very disgusting drink that contains shrimp and steak sauce
- A excellent white elephant gift idea is a toilet seat with a cat face on the lid. If the right co-worker gets it you will not stop laughing
- Finally the following conversation took place today at work
Grand Master CUB- I have my parking pass now for the year
Co-worker - Why whould you want that parking space, it is further to walk to than the open employee parking?
GM CUB - It saves me from having to pay $60.00 for access to the exercise facilty to walk that far.
Co-Worker - It is not working for you
As my wife would say I bring comments like this on to myself
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Random Thoughts 12/13/08
- The cheapest ticket to the upcoming Britney Spears concert is $120.00. That is at least 40 combo meals at a fast food establishment. I will take the food I will not need binoculars to see my burger
- Las Vegas has a serious lack of CUB's for the home of the buffet
- I think at some point in 2009 I will start a compaign to call in CUB to work
- Congrats to CC Sabathia (6'5" 300 plus pounds) now of the New York Yankees on his $161 million dollar contract. It just shows that a CUB can become rich as an athlete.
- I wish I were a kid again as Christmas was so exciting then, as an adult it is a pain
- Las Vegas has a serious lack of CUB's for the home of the buffet
- I think at some point in 2009 I will start a compaign to call in CUB to work
- Congrats to CC Sabathia (6'5" 300 plus pounds) now of the New York Yankees on his $161 million dollar contract. It just shows that a CUB can become rich as an athlete.
- I wish I were a kid again as Christmas was so exciting then, as an adult it is a pain
Sunday, November 30, 2008
The Definition of CHUBBY
You are chubby as defined in the CUB Club if:
1. Your weight begins with the number 3 or higher.
2. People laugh and get sick at the same time when you even mention the word Speedo
3. You know where the Big and Tall section is in your favorite clothing store
4. You have made the statement "They don't make that T-shirt big enough for me"
5. As you write your blog half of your rear end is hanging off of the chair
6. Your favorite pants are sweatpants
More pieces will be added at a future time. As will be custom with the CUB club you may send proposed addition to this definition to thecubclub@comcast.net
1. Your weight begins with the number 3 or higher.
2. People laugh and get sick at the same time when you even mention the word Speedo
3. You know where the Big and Tall section is in your favorite clothing store
4. You have made the statement "They don't make that T-shirt big enough for me"
5. As you write your blog half of your rear end is hanging off of the chair
6. Your favorite pants are sweatpants
More pieces will be added at a future time. As will be custom with the CUB club you may send proposed addition to this definition to thecubclub@comcast.net
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