You are chubby as defined in the CUB Club if:
1. Your weight begins with the number 3 or higher.
2. People laugh and get sick at the same time when you even mention the word Speedo
3. You know where the Big and Tall section is in your favorite clothing store
4. You have made the statement "They don't make that T-shirt big enough for me"
5. As you write your blog half of your rear end is hanging off of the chair
6. Your favorite pants are sweatpants
More pieces will be added at a future time. As will be custom with the CUB club you may send proposed addition to this definition to thecubclub@comcast.net
Sunday, November 30, 2008
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