Random Thoughts 12/16/08

- 12 Fourteen year old boys plus The Golden Corral Buffet equals a very disgusting drink that contains shrimp and steak sauce

- A excellent white elephant gift idea is a toilet seat with a cat face on the lid. If the right co-worker gets it you will not stop laughing

- Finally the following conversation took place today at work

Grand Master CUB- I have my parking pass now for the year

Co-worker - Why whould you want that parking space, it is further to walk to than the open employee parking?

GM CUB - It saves me from having to pay $60.00 for access to the exercise facilty to walk that far.

Co-Worker - It is not working for you

As my wife would say I bring comments like this on to myself

Random Thoughts 12/13/08

- The cheapest ticket to the upcoming Britney Spears concert is $120.00. That is at least 40 combo meals at a fast food establishment. I will take the food I will not need binoculars to see my burger

- Las Vegas has a serious lack of CUB's for the home of the buffet

- I think at some point in 2009 I will start a compaign to call in CUB to work

- Congrats to CC Sabathia (6'5" 300 plus pounds) now of the New York Yankees on his $161 million dollar contract. It just shows that a CUB can become rich as an athlete.

- I wish I were a kid again as Christmas was so exciting then, as an adult it is a pain